JokesMarriage A Lady Put An Ad In The Paper. What Follows Next Will Make Blow Your Mind. 6.1k Views A lady put an ad in the paper: Mercedes for Sale – $1 No one believed it could be true so only one old man responded and went to see the car. The lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 km, for $1. She handed him the papers and the car keys. As the old man was leaving, he said, “I shall die of suspense if you don’t tell me why this car was sold so cheaply?” The lady replied, “I am just fulfilling the Will of my deceased husband, where it’s written that the money received from the sale of his Mercedes would go to his secretary….” Wives are Wives, in life, after death too. See more Previous joke A Teacher Trying To Teach Good Manners. Next joke An Elderly Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat.