JokesMarriage Mary Buys A New Sim Card. What Follows Next Is Truly Hilarious. 7k Views Mary buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, and calls her husband with the new number: “Hello Darling.” The husband responds in a low tone: “Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen. See more Previous joke The Dog Could Hardly Hear. Next joke Three Men Died On Christmas Eve.