A minister comes to an eighty-one-year-old woman’s house to give her communion every week.
On the first week, the first thing he noticed was the beautifully polished oak organ in the woman’s living room.
Well, on the third time he came, he noticed a fishbowl on the organ, but there was no fish and there was no water.
He thought it a little odd, but let it go.
The fourth time he came.
The fishbowl was filled with water, but still no fish.
On the fifth occasion, there was a c0ndom floating in the bowl!
The minister decided he just couldn’t let it go any so he asked,
“Edna, I’m sorry, but what’s with the c0ndom and the fish bowl?”
she replied, “oh, I found that at the store”.
The package said
‘Place on organ and lubricate well and it will protect against diseases’.