Teacher: “From where did the word ‘wife’ come from?”
Little Johnny:
“Ma’am, it is derived by taking the first 2 & last 2 alphabets from the word ‘WILDLIFE’. now it becomes the word ‘Wife’.”
“And, the remaining words ‘LDLI’ are for the husband”
Teacher: Can You explain how?
Little Johnny:
“Last Day of Living Independently.”