The Name Is Jacob

After a particularly rough argument, he get so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes.

A day later, he shows back up. His wife confronts him, asking where he’s been, and he tells her he jumped nine months into the future.

He says,

“You’ll never believe it, but you’re having a baby! And so is the neighbor, too.”

Delighted, she asks,

“Well what are their names?”

“The neighbor’s kid is named Jacob,” he says.

She chirps,

“What a lovely name! What about our kid, what’s his name?”

And he looks her in the eyes, hands her divorce papers, and says,

“Jacob.”