Tom was visiting with his friend Ben one day.
Ben asked om what he had been up to lately.
Tom says, “Well, I just came back from Lafayette”.
“What were you doing in Lafayette?” asked Ben
“I went up there to buy me a new hunting dog,” replies Tom
Ben says, “Well Tom what’s wrong with the hunting dogs from around here ?”
Tom says, “Well, this hunting dog can walk on water.”
Ben laughs, “Tom, you got fooled you. Hunting dogs can’t walk on water .”
Tom says, “I’m telling you. My new hunting dog can walk on water. You want to see?”
So Ben and Tom go out on the lake with the new hunting dog. Pretty soon, Tom brings down a duck.
The dog immediately walks out across the water, retrieves the duck, and jumps back in the boat.
Tom turns to Ben,
“So what do you think about that huh?”
Ben replies, “That dog can’t swim, can he?”