Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and said,
“Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mabel, surprised, answered,
“I have a suppository in my ear?”
She pulled it out and stared at it for a moment.
Then she said,
“Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.”